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Jefferson Davis Hogg needs help right now. I think its clear that no one is giving Boss the credit he deserves, but I'm not certain why. Are the voters too young? Does no one remember Dukes of Hazzard; the #1 show in the country in 1981, with almost 22 million viewers every week? Boss Hogg was likely the biggest personality on that show and a villain for the ages. The schemes that he would concoct were grandiose! J.D. Hogg didn't allow being based in the small southern town of Hazzard, limit his thinking or goals. Think about the genius of rigging gas pumps to cheat customers, placing fake fire hydrants next to parked cars, using hair dryers as "radar guns," hidden stop signs... The guy is an innovator! And I didn't even mention the speed trap Boss Hogg used to force superstar celebrities to perform at his honkytonk bar, The Boar's Nest. I have no idea why they all passed through the dirt roads of Hazzard, but The Oak Ridge Boys, Roy Orbison, Buck Owens, Johnny Paycheck, Mell Tillis, and even Freddie Fender all got reeled in by Boss. Plus, the man has an eye for talent. How about the Sheriff and deputies he put on the payroll to enact his crooked schemes: Rosco Purvis Coltrane, Enus Strate, and Cletus Hogg. Meanwhile, through all of it, keeping his lovely wife Lulu happy at home.
Boss is pitted against the Terminator for a shot at the Elite 8. The Terminator? The Terminator is a robot. No personality, no creativity, no hopes or dreams or schemes of his own... Kill Sarah Conner. That's it. Kill Sarah Conner and anyone else that gets in the way. I mean, the T-800 isn't even evil. He's a robot! Following his programming. Look at the sequel! The same model of robot is a hero that "now knows why we cry."
Come on people!!
(1) Boss Hogg vs (4) Terminator
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