(1) Johnny Lawrence vs (16) Leonard Smalls
Leonard Smalls might be a bad, bad man, but it is nearly impossible to get more 80s (and more awesome) than Johnny L. "Get him a body bag! YEEEAAAH!"
(4) The Kurgan vs (12) Mola Ram
The Kurgan: Immortal. Defiled and killed the Highlander's wife. Killed Sean Connery. Total freak show.
Mola Ram: The whole flaming, beating heart thing and also kidnaps and enslaves children for mining.
(3) Fratelli Gang vs (11) Cobra Commander
Fratellis: Murderers and thieves. Joey Pants with hair. The Goonies is a powerhouse movie for our generation.
Cobra Commander: Animated terrorist bent on world domination. Shiny mask.
(2) Khan vs (10) Freddy
Freddy: Scariest janitor of all time.